It’s that time of year again—only 13 days until Christmas! That means you’d better be busy shopping for the phone sex Princess, Mistress, girlfriend, companion, or other woman in your life (or all of the above if you’re that lucky, but I highly doubt you are). Why do men have so much trouble buying presents for women? It’s actually quite simple. Buy us what we want! I realize it’s easier to shop for a girl like me, since I have an Amazon Wishlist linked to our main sites, but paying close attention to your girl’s interests and likes throughout the rest of the year can really pay off.
I was flipping through a girly magazine, and they hit the streets to ask men what they think makes a nice gift. A few of the guys suggested really sentimental things, like homemade CDs or her favorite book with a note scribbled on the inside, but since you’re all a bunch of silly stroker boys, fetish phone sex pervs, dirty cuckolds, and panty sluts, your women probably don’t care enough about you to want your sentiment! Bust out your platinum card!
Perfume, lotion, bath products, and anything sweet and smelly makes a nice gift—if you know what she wears. Please, oh please do not bring home a package with a suprise scent, because there’s a good chance she might hate it. Just because you can imagine spraying it all over your own slutty panties does not mean she can!
Jewelry, shoes, and clothing are always a pleasure to receive. Once again—try to get a feel for what she likes and wants, NOT WHAT YOU LIKE. And don’t be cheap, because it will show!
Finally, do not offer your cock as a gift. Not to me. Not to any woman. Cocks come a dime a dozen. That’s comparable to offering someone a cheap ass box of chocolates that you picked up from the grocery store clearance sale, or one of those corny dollar store mugs with a Santa Claus on it. Try and give your cock to me and I will just re-gift it to one of my boyfriends.
So, how is your Christmas shopping coming along?
~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169
Dearest Ms Molly, you most certainly are the Goddess of Shopping too! I have been enjoying our shopping trips ….for those i am so undeserving of…hehehe.. We should all be following your guidance in pleasing the woman, as your words are wise way beyond our simple male understanding..lol. I am so grateful for your help, thank you thank you thank you. I most certainly will be shopping on your list too!! Have a wonderful and sexy Holiday Season !!
love,
billy