“His penis belongs to me.”

You’ve heard those words before.  As a matter of fact, every single one of your penises, large or small, are collectively owned by the Mistresses of LDW Group, Inc.  You’re lucky we don’t brand it with the words “Property of Mistress.” ...

Happy New Year from Your Bratty Princess!

Here we are, already 10 days into 2009. How many of you are keeping your resolutions? Hmm, how about NONE of you! The phone sex calls keep coming in, one right after the other; the compulsive masturbators couldn’t make it through the first day of the new year...