A Must Have for Every Faggot Boy!

Forcing cockwhores or bitch boys to shove cucumbers, candles, wooden spoons, beer bottles, and other common household objects up their pussies just isn’t the same as a good, old-fashioned dildo.

One of my favorite sex toys to make my strokers use during our phone sex sessions is a nice, big dildo with a suction cup on the end.  The suction cup is ESSENTIAL.  Some of you already know how much enjoyment I get out of watching you bounce your little ass off of the wall as you ride your dildo (*wink*).  So, if you really want to entertain me, you need to head on over to your friendly neighborhood kink shoppe and buy yourself a Molly-approved fuck toy.

Molly-approved toys have four qualities:

1. They are large.
2. They are thick.
3. They have suction cups.
4. They resemble a real penis (that’s right; they don’t look anything like your pathetic dicklette).

If you’re too much of a pussy to go out and find yourself a fuck toy with a suction cup on the end, there’s still no excuse for not purchasing one; Amazon and other online retailers have an awesome selection!  Here are a few Molly-approved choices that I swiped from the net:

The Booty Bumpers: Aren’t they cute and colorful?  The nice thing about this kit is, you can work your way up from smallest to largest, and you can also stuff both holes at the same time.

The BAM: www.edenfantasies.com, where I found this gem, describes it much better than your femdom Princess ever could…”This veined rubber cock, directly molded from super porno star Bam’s penis gives you 13″ of ebony pleasure…It’s 10″ insertable down to the testicles. The material offers a realistic feel. It’s 8 1/2″ in circumference, so don’t forget your lubricant. Perhaps you may want to attach it to your shower wall with the suction cup. If you don’t think you’re ready to handle the toy cowgirl style, try lying down on your back to insert it.”

‘Nuff said!

Pink Jelly: Honor your bratty Mistress with this lovely pink cock.  As if the pink jelly weren’t enough to make this selection Molly-approved, it looks nice and thick, doesn’t it?

What are you waiting for?  Get out there and shop!

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
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