Your Typical Game of Dirty Cowboy…um, WTF?!?

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This rather odd headline left me wanting to know more. So, who cares to fill me in on how the fuck you play “dirty cowboy”?

As the self-proclaimed Princess of role play phone sex, I have a few ideas running through my naughty mind, but read the snippet below and tell me what you think.

Houston Woman Accused of Shooting Husband During Foreplay

Deborah Yvette Parker is accused of killing her common-law husband after allegedly shooting him during a sex game they called “Dirty Cowboy.”

The 38-year-old woman faces manslaughter. A prosecutor tells the Houston Chronicle, “She did admit to being in possession of the handgun and using it as a toy during foreplay with the victim’s acquiescence and request for it to be used in that manner.”

Source: About.com

I love sex games, but I have safer things to play with than guns. I mean, gosh, isn’t a strap-on enough anymore these days? Reading that reminded me of a game some boys at my high school used to play called pirates (they thought their little game was a big secret, but no one can keep secrets from Miss Molly).

To play pirates, one guy would “plunder” another guy’s asshole with the handle of a rubber sword from the costume shop across the street from our school. The handle was shaped a lot like a cock, as if it was made specifically for that purpose! I guess the yarrrrrs were substituted with oooohs and aaaaahs, but I wouldn’t know for sure. Those fag boys had little interest in hotties like me (unless they needed fashion advice, or were trying to be LIKE me).

Alrighty. Enough. Now discuss.

~Molly~
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