Congratulations, My Sweet Slut! XOXO!

To my sweet slut, Bobby, one of my favorite boys to tease and torment, as well as a devoted friend (xoxo), CONGRATULATIONS on your acceptance to dental school! CONGRATS to me as well, because now this means that my gifts from you will only get bigger and better. As a...

My Sarah Palin Sex Fantasies, Part 1

My grandpa has always warned me that “proper” young ladies should never, ever discuss politics in public. Poor gramps has no idea that his little “Sweet Pea” has already broken the rules by being anything but “proper”. Good girls don’t pose for pics in their...